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Did you hear about the guy who stole a trunk full of rubber bands?
He was put away for a long stretch!
Last night I slept in a ten-foot bed.
That's a lot of bunk!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Dots?
Dots who?
Dots for me to know and you to find out!
Full of wacky illustrations, hilarious jokes, and crazy tongue twisters. "Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager!" More Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids promises hours of good clean fun and all-out belly...
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Kids often hear Sunday school lessons about Noah, Abraham, Moses, David, and Jesus. But what about Ehud, Deborah, Jonathan, and some of the other lesser-known but equally colorful heroes of the Bible? Popular children's author and illustrator Sandy Silverthorne uses hilarious drawings and modern-day settings to introduce kids to some of the everyday people God has used in amazing ways. Each story includes an age-appropriate devotional that ties a...
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Any kid can be a comedian with a little help from award-winning author/illustrator Sandy Silverthorne's Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids. Perfect for kids ages 6-12, this zany collection of one-liners (Did you hear about the missing barber? Police are combing the city.), knock-knock jokes (Knock, Knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza nice guy, don't you think?), riddles (What's red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.), puns, and funny...
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I keep telling people about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raising awareness.
Where do young chickens go on vacation? Chick-ago!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, W-H-O.
Packed full of one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and hilarious cartoons, Now That's Funny is the latest illustrated collection from jokester Sandy Silverthorne. Get ready for hours of making your friends, your family, and most of...
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Children ages 6 to 12 will instantly relate to Bible characters and eternal truths presented from a twenty-first-century kid's perspective. Award-winning writer and illustrator Sandy Silverthorne pairs biblical accounts with contemporary technology and culture. The result is a hilarious and informative blend of Bible lessons and modern-day applications. Stories are introduced with improbable questions that will draw in young readers and stimulate...
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When a man becomes a dad, he takes on certain responsibilities: providing for his family, raising up his children to be good citizens--and telling the absolute worst jokes he can come up with. But dad jokes don't always come naturally, which is why Sandy Silverthorne created The Best Worst Dad Jokes. Filled with more than 500 groan worthy jokes to torment your kids, this collection makes it possible for dads to fill any moment of dead air with a joke...
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Loaded with fun, offbeat trivia and Sandy Silverthorne's hilarious cartoons, this book will not only make you smarter but also much more fun to be around. After all, who wouldn't want to fall into a conversation with someone who knows...
• how long most Americans spend waiting at red lights in their lifetimes
• which two first-world countries still haven't signed a treaty to end World War II
• where the phrase "a blue moon" came from
And just...
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Which Two Facts Are True? It's Up to You!
Looking for something to get your family unplugged from their devices and engaged in some lively discussion? Indulge their love of trivia and fun facts with this unique game book of fact versus fiction.
Spend hours straining your brain as you determine which of three statements is nothing but a tall tale:
• You can polish copper with ketchup.
• The man who invented the bulletproof vest never shot a gun.
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What do you get when you take tons of hilarious one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters, then add dozens of hilarious illustrations?
Sandy Silverthorne's latest joke book!
This crazy-fun, fully illustrated book is filled with the best clean humor around. Jokes like
What do you call a flock of sheep rolling down a hill?
A lamb-slide!
Knock, knock
Who's there?
Ammonia.
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid. How should...
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Any kid can be a comedian with a little help from the Big Book of Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids. Perfect for kids ages 6-12, this book combines two joke books into one big zany collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, riddles, puns, and funny lists, representing some of the world's best clean humor.
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Would you like to help the children in your life make a deeper connection with God through the Bible? Professional actor and illustrator Sandy Silverthorne provides short and often humorous accounts that will grab kids' attention and keep them engaged in some of the greatest stories of the Bible.
But more than that, this book shows young readers, ages 7 to 11, how to easily create their own illustrations. As they practice the simple, step-by-step...
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This fact book is as entertaining as it is informative. Each page includes an interesting statistic, a helpful definition, or some other noteworthy morsel of data from the Old or New Testament as well as a playful cartoon illustration. The tidbits of information are organized in the order they appear in the Bible, giving young readers a feel for the story line of Scripture.
• How tall was the Tower of Babel?
• Can the City of David really fit...
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Help Your Child Do Great in Grades Six Through Eight
Do you remember those awkward years between ages 11 and 14? Sandy Silverthorne does, and he wants to equip your child with practical advice on how to manage middle school. This thorough (and thoroughly humorous) guide contains helpful hints on how to get over middle school phobia, what to expect on the first day, why following the rules is important, and much more.
There are also a variety of...
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Award-winning author Sandy Silverthorne and John Warner's first collection of one-minute mysteries has sold more than 100,000 copies, and now the two offer more fun thinking puzzles for super-sleuths of all ages. It's an entertaining book for the whole family.
Each one-page mystery is illustrated with a hilarious cartoon that presents an obvious (and obviously incorrect!) solution. Readers can turn to a page of clues, each one revealing more information...
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Sharpen Your Sleuthing Skills with These Super Brain-Strainers
Mystery:
A burglar robs many homes throughout the day. At the last house, he breaks in through the back door. This house has more valuables than any of the other houses, and nothing is there to stop him from taking them, but he doesn't take anything. How come?
Put on your detective hat and prepare to solve the best mindbenders from the popular puzzle book series One-Minute Mysteries....
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Kids ages eight to eleven will love these thoroughly up-to-date retellings of stories from the Bible. Each one highlights an important aspect of God's nature, including...
• God is my defender and protector (Daniel in the lions' den).
• God is the best listener (Hannah's prayer).
• God wants to know me personally (Jesus and Zacchaeus).
With delightful cartoon drawings on nearly every page and a brief application after each story, this collection...